Life's like time.

25 things about myself. (Sravan tagged me). Do finish it. It's no narcissistic feat.

1. I like traveling, when I feel like it. For most part I grew up in Anaparthi and Visakhapatnam. I spent significant times in Kakinada, Rajahmundry, Chennai, Bangalore, Vijayawada, Nellore, Tirupathi, Hyderabad, and ofcourse Cincinnati.

And I have been to (as far as I remember):

Chicago, Keywest, Miami, Marco Islands, Everglades, Tampa, Smokies, Louisville, New York, New Jersey, Columbus, and

Madurai, Tanjore, Mahabalipuram, Tiruvananthapuram, Kanchipuram, Tiruvannamalai (Arunachalam), Udakamandalam (Ooty), Kodaikanal, Dhanolti, Dehradun, Delhi, Agra, Pondichery, Vaitheeswaran kovil, Mel maruvattur, Kanipakam, Tirupati, Srikalahasti, Tiruttani, Tiruchanur, Singanapur, Bhimeswar, Haridwar, Gangotri, Uttarkasi, Samalkot, Amalapuram, Tuni, Anakapalle, Basara, Ghrishneswar, Badrinath, Srisailam, Bhadrachalam, Maredumilli, Talakona, Horsley hills, Kolhapur, Udupi, Mathura, Shirdi, Agra, Mysore, Ananthapur, Sitampet, Vella, Guntur....that's enough for now.

2. I like reading books because I hate people.

3. Women ought to be on pedestal and Men on their knees before it. That's the natural order.

4. Behind every bastard there is a bitch. (You believed it when someone said that there is a woman behind every successful man)

4. I consume like 4 to 5 bars of Dairy Milk bars per hour, if at all I get interested in preparing for an exam.

5. I have no goals; or career plans or long term objectives. In Descarte's words "I exist, therefore, I am" (Did you believe that?, I didn't)

6. I am a staunch supporter of Carlin's words "Take a fucking chance; What are you going to do? Sit at your home and jerk-off for another 30 years. Take a fucking chance, will you?"

7. I love exercise: physical and mental. I exercise to stay sane in an insanely physical world full of mentally inane.

8. I am currently done with my MS. I want to be a Poet, Writer, write CAT exam, then Civils, then maybe PhD. Anything that keeps me away from settling down.

9. I am possessive, mulish, lazy, and impulsive.

10. I don't have an attitude problem because I am 100% sure everyone else is below me.

11. There are two types of people in this world. The first half feels the other half is wrong, and the second half feels the first half is wrong. Once again, I am sure that both sides are wrong.

12. There is a third type: people who believe in "living their life to the fullest"
I have no idea what they mean and if anyone who is reading this feels that way, please keep away from me.

13. I know the secret to living a happy life. I am not going to tell you.

14. If you think I am trying to act like a smart ass, talk to my ass. I had my head up there anyways, for two years now, I guess.

15. Anyone who thinks humans are better than animals ought to be denied sex.

16. Soul is unique, or so "the elders" say, and how am I supposed to find a soul-mate?

17. Everyone I speak to hate their job. Their lives are boring, they want something more. What frightens me here is the fact of turning into "one of them".

18. Kill yourself! that's the best social service you can do to the world.

19. I committed the 100th sin. The only atonement is to kill myself. I did commit suicide. Didn't Lord Krishna say that the soul is indestructible. Indestructible, indeed, I couldn't help it.

20. There is no present. As Carlin says "The moment you say present, it's already past". I was afraid of the future because I could see it. I care about the past because that's all I have got.

21. What's life?
Schroedinger said that "organisms maintain themselves stationary at a fairly high level of orderliness by continually sucking orderliness from their environment". This leads to a lot of entropy in nature.

22. Life's time. An entity whose origin is unknown. An arrow with a direction; but a direction unknown. A maze of paradoxes defined by another paradox. A concept that ends every moment, but never ends; eternal. It ends with the pass of every second, every minute, every hour.

23. So does a life. It ends within a second. It is there and, a second later, it no longer exists. All the orderliness stored in that life powers up that ticking clock; winds that eternal watch- the arrow of time towards something that is beyond us.

24. I have done 24 units of it. I am 24 and Counting.

25 is coming on 26.

Srikara is soon to be 25. Bigger, longer, and Uncut.


P.S: Whoever feels like it can take a tag.